A Higher Calling

Ole, The Dashing Dane" Larsen has been called to a higher post, a different company and think tank, where his ideas will be expressed and executed for much more money. The legacy he leaves is in the Kuerig Coffee Maker, Coffee K-Cups, great ideas and inventions.

He will retain his Founders Status of The Dead Coffee Poet's Society, and will of course be expected to buy coffee from time to time and have it shipped here.

The Dashing Dane Makes A Discovery!

The Intelligent Coffee Machine uses artificial intelligence (AI) to monitoring coffee drinking patterns and then whipping up the perfect cuppa joe for each individual person.
And of course the machine will be wired so a simple phone call can alert it to your latest desire, and a hot cup will be waiting for you when you wake up or return home.
The super automatic coffee machine will use artificial intelligence to churn-up a delicious cup of coffee based on their owner’s thoughts. The machine works by learning the drinking patterns for the first several weeks and then it adapts itself to the drinking preference of its user.

Great Minds Think A Like!

 The Dead Coffee Poet's Society has been recognized by Keurig this week. We have been become an official portal to greater minds and greater coffee. We commend Keurig on their designs and their selections of Coffees, they are great minds, like the Society!

Dear John,
Thank you for your e-mail, and sharing your coffee blog with us!  I would love to offer you a coupon for some free K-Cups.  You will receive this coupon in a separate email along with redemption instructions.
Thank you again for your enthusiasm for our product.    We always enjoy hearing from our customers! 

Sincerely,
Althea Merryman
Keurig Customer Service
At Home Division

Ole "The Dashing Dane" Larsen Close To Perfecting Cold Fusion, Thanks To Keurig Coffee

A deuterium (cold fusion) versus hydrogen (ordinary chemical) experiment is performed by Arata. There is always a significant temperature difference between T (inside, Tin) and T(surface of the energy cell, Ts), indicating that the sample and cell are not reaching equilibrium. After 300 minutes the Tin of the deuterium experiment is about 28 °C (4 °C warmer than ambient), while Tin/Ts of the hydrogen experiment is at about 25 °C (1 °C warmer than ambient).

Arata claims that, given the large amount of power involved, this must be some form of fusion — what he prefers to call "solid fusion". This can be described, he says, by the following equation:

D + D = 4He + heat

The deuterium experiments remain 1 °C or more than ambient for at least 3000 minutes while still exhibiting the temperature difference between the sample and the cell, Tin and Ts.

Coffee Supply Restocked!! Cold Fusion Next?

 The coffee supply has been restocked by Ole Larsen and John Barry, 8 new boxes of the dark, intoxicating goodness! A picture says a thousand words, so here are thousand cups of brain juice!

Shipment Incoming!

This just in, Ole "The Dashing Dane" Larsen has an order incoming from Kuerig Coffee to bolster the supplies at the Dead Coffee Poet's Society's chief meeting place.

New coffee arriving 9/7/10

Parisian Nights Coffee by Timothys -
Italian Roast Coffee by Tullys -
Midnight Express Coffee by Van Houtte -
Black Gold Coffee by Gloria Jeans -

The Society Welcomes New Members

 We have welcomed three new, bright young minds to the Dead Coffee Poet's Society; Mike Byers, Cassidy Mule' and Connie Woodward. I am sure they will bring fresh perspectives, ideas, and a certain flash to the club.

Welcome Home Folks